December 2011
Don't just fuck the police.
sorryforthefilth:
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soonamidavid:
Take the police on a couple of dates. Take the police to the movies or a nice stroll in the park. Feed the police some delicious food. Make the police fall in love with you. And then, fuck the police. And then out of nowhere, stop taking calls from the police. Ignore the police. Make the police miss you. Make the police cry.
Hahaha.
WHAT IS AIR HAHA...
me: i love you
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me:
chicken nuggets:
me: shh don't speak
Meeting my favorite band member
Me: will you sign this?
Them: sure
Them: wait, what is that?
Me: a marriage certificate
Them: but.. I..
Me: TOO LATE, YOU SIGNED IT
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
"Hey, remember when you had a crush on-"
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